The Girls Club
I’m a girl, this is my club, and now you’re a member. Every Thursday join me, Emily, for our club meetings to discuss the often unimportant, but always entertaining matters at hand. Sometimes I may have guests, or maybe I won’t. It’s my club and I make the rules. So take a seat, grab a snack, and welcome to The Girls Club.
Episodes

Thursday Aug 29, 2024
Thursday Aug 29, 2024
We will discuss a few different topics in this week’s club meeting. Alix Earle and her trademarked racist posts, yes that is a real thing, Gabbie Hanna and her cringe side quest speaking at Oxford University, once again, a real thing that actually happened, and my experience in an SEC sorority all four years of college, this might be the most unbelievable of them all. What is the thread that holds all these topics together you may ask? Unfortunately, the answer my dear dear club members is white women.
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
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Thursday Aug 22, 2024
Thursday Aug 22, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss some pretty heavy topics at the beginning of the meeting but don’t you worry the conversation quickly turns positive as we make our way to sh*t talking about a few insufferable celebrities and their PR disasters that unraveled last week. Oh how I love when celebrities I can’t stand flop.
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Aug 15, 2024
Thursday Aug 15, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the internet’s least favorite breakdancer, Raygun. Australia’s b-girl has truly broken the internet with her underwhelming moves and as club members, I believe it is our duty to talk about how her performance has permanently cringed us all.
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the disgusting racist tweets that have surfaced from former it girl Brooke Schofield, who just weeks ago I was living for and now couldn’t care less about. It’s always the racist tweets from a girl’s past that ruin her future, isn’t it? Also, MrBeast is getting canceled and I’m here for it. We have a lot to discuss.
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss so much. Starting with Cody Ko’s “acknowledgment” of the Tana situation through him taking a back seat at TMG. And on the theme of breaking up with people or YouTubers, we will finish the meeting with a conversation around breakups, why they are so important, and also why they f-ing suck.
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
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Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Jul 25, 2024
Thursday Jul 25, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the fact that brat summer continues, with Kamala Harris now the Democratic presidential candidate. And with that dear club members, I say; “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.
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Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Jul 18, 2024
Thursday Jul 18, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing all of the sh*t that happened last week and this week on the internet. From Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane going bar for bar on TikTok and Amber Rose speaking at the Republican National Convention to the downfall of beloved YouTuber Cody Ko. This club meeting is long and we have A LOT to get through.
So, take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting.
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Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss many things, from tampons containing literal lead and arsenic to the 2016 clown sightings that I randomly remembered taking over my life during my freshman year of college. I’m telling you, only important topics will be discussed as always.
Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20
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Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
My roommate joins us in this week’s club meeting to discuss many topics. From her experience as a lesbian living in the south, to why the two of us never bought a house during the 2008 housing crisis when we were in 4th grade. As club members, you will definitely be entertained.
Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20
Get 20% off using code: GIRLSCLUB20
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod

Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
In this week's club meeting, we will discuss a tragic issue your club president seems to have: a please approach me vibe/face. And I’m not talking about it in a flirty way, no, I’m talking about strangers coming up to me and just telling me insane stories about their lives I never needed to know nor wanted to hear. My dilemma is how do I stop giving these vibes ASAP?
Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting.
Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20
Get 20% off using code: GIRLSCLUB20
Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A
Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/
Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsclub.pod